Kristen...I hope this makes your night!!!! :)
Ben
7:18 PM I talked to the neighbor about staying with them tomorrow night. He said that would be fine.
Ben
7:19 PM
I did make sure he knew that his wife offered
Emily
7:19 PM The chaplain and his wife?
Ben
7:19 PM yes
Emily
7:19 PM That is funny...I wonder if he okayed her offering, or if had a conversation with his wife like, "You asked some man I don't know to stay at our house?" Hahaha!
Emily
7:19 PM
*he
Ben
7:20 PM I have met him and talked a couple times. They know I'm good people! ;)
Emily
7:20 PM Oh good! :)
Ben
7:20 PM and they know I'm a brotha!
Emily
7:20 PM What?
Ben
7:21 PM Christian
Ben
7:21 PM Holy Brotha
Emily
7:21 PM Oh!
Emily
7:21 PM Are you drinking? :)
Ben
7:21 PM of the Brotha Hood
Ben
7:21 PM no
Emily
7:21 PM Just checking... ;)
Ben
7:21 PM just being funny
Emily
7:22 PM It's that engineering humor again...
Ben
7:22 PM that had nothing to do with engineering...that was the shizzle...LOL
Emily
7:23 PM Oh my...I think a new blog entry is called for...
Ben
7:23 PM ...and I have no idea what that means
Emily
7:23 PM What, what means?
Ben
7:23 PM shizzle
Emily
7:23 PM :)
Ben
7:23 PM nevermind
Ben
7:24 PM okay, I'm going to go read...in a book
Emily
7:24 PM In a book, or go read a book???
Emily
7:24 PM I usually read a book in bed
Emily
7:24 PM Hahahahahaha!
Ben
7:24 PM I was referencing Dodgeball..." I read that once...in a book"
Emily
7:25 PM Do I need to reference my engineering comment again?
Ben
7:25 PM no
Ben
7:25 PM :(
Emily
7:25 PM Okay, I love you, my cheesy engineer!
Ben
7:25 PM :p
Ben
7:26 PM I love you too!
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Revenge
We should probably tell you this story too. It will tie in to why we are seeking revenge on Ben (or at least Kristen!)
The night Emily and I decided to start this blog, we stayed up and laughed about it for hours and just kept going on and on about all of our funny stories and how we were going to keep this blog going even though I will be in Massachusetts and they will be in Ohio. I went to bed early that night because i had to work at 5am (yeahh Starbucks!) We had Tornado warnings throughout the south that night, thankfully we didn't get one, although we did get a terrible storm. Before Ben went to bed he thought it would be funny to go outside and get me back for starting this blog. When i went to leave for work (in the rain) I noticed 3 things...
1. There was whipped cream splattered on my car with the letters BS on my windshield..
2. as i went to close the garage door i noticed that my opener was missing, then i proceeded to get out of my car, in the pouring rain, to shut the door.
3. Bens car was missing.
At first i thought, holy crap..did someone steal Ben's car and then put whip cream all over mine!!?? but then i was smart enough to realize that this had Ben's name written all over it (literally) He put his initials (which happen to be BS) on my windshield, and also took my garage door opener...very sly ben. I was nervous about whether or not someone had stolen his car.
This is the text conversation i had with ben a few hours later....
Ben: 6:35am there appears to be something missing from in front of the house....
20 mins later.....
Ben: 6:55am Ha, Ha! I thought you pranked me back but i just remembered that i left my car at Moe's and rode home with Emily after we ate... I walked down the street trying to figure out where you put my car!
this is VERY funny, because he did all this in the pouring rain!!!!!!!
ok back to the convo... i am working so havent been able to text him back right away...
Kristen: 7:37am hahahahahahahahahahha!!! I was leaving for work and was like..oh my word where is ben's car!!????
Ben: I ready whipped your car, but apparently the dang rain washed it off..
Kristen: hahahaha i know!!! it was still on it!
The night before we had all met up for dinner at Moe's, and we all took seperate cars. I took Macie home with me while they all went in the Tahoe to run errands, the plan was to go back and get ben's car but they forgot. Apparently as evidenced by ben wandering around at 630 in the morning he has short term memory loss...a.k.a getting old! poor emily had to drive to Moe's to get his car. Lesson learned? I think so...
Revenge will be sweet ben!!!
thats all for now!!!
E & K
The night Emily and I decided to start this blog, we stayed up and laughed about it for hours and just kept going on and on about all of our funny stories and how we were going to keep this blog going even though I will be in Massachusetts and they will be in Ohio. I went to bed early that night because i had to work at 5am (yeahh Starbucks!) We had Tornado warnings throughout the south that night, thankfully we didn't get one, although we did get a terrible storm. Before Ben went to bed he thought it would be funny to go outside and get me back for starting this blog. When i went to leave for work (in the rain) I noticed 3 things...
1. There was whipped cream splattered on my car with the letters BS on my windshield..
2. as i went to close the garage door i noticed that my opener was missing, then i proceeded to get out of my car, in the pouring rain, to shut the door.
3. Bens car was missing.
At first i thought, holy crap..did someone steal Ben's car and then put whip cream all over mine!!?? but then i was smart enough to realize that this had Ben's name written all over it (literally) He put his initials (which happen to be BS) on my windshield, and also took my garage door opener...very sly ben. I was nervous about whether or not someone had stolen his car.
This is the text conversation i had with ben a few hours later....
Ben: 6:35am there appears to be something missing from in front of the house....
20 mins later.....
Ben: 6:55am Ha, Ha! I thought you pranked me back but i just remembered that i left my car at Moe's and rode home with Emily after we ate... I walked down the street trying to figure out where you put my car!
this is VERY funny, because he did all this in the pouring rain!!!!!!!
ok back to the convo... i am working so havent been able to text him back right away...
Kristen: 7:37am hahahahahahahahahahha!!! I was leaving for work and was like..oh my word where is ben's car!!????
Ben: I ready whipped your car, but apparently the dang rain washed it off..
Kristen: hahahaha i know!!! it was still on it!
The night before we had all met up for dinner at Moe's, and we all took seperate cars. I took Macie home with me while they all went in the Tahoe to run errands, the plan was to go back and get ben's car but they forgot. Apparently as evidenced by ben wandering around at 630 in the morning he has short term memory loss...a.k.a getting old! poor emily had to drive to Moe's to get his car. Lesson learned? I think so...
Revenge will be sweet ben!!!
thats all for now!!!
E & K
Date Night
So tonight, Ben and Emily went out on a date =) I am so nice! ha
While i was at work, I decided to text Ben and ask him if he was excited to take his beautiful wife out on a date... this is our conversation....
Kristen: are you excited for your date tonight!!! :)
Ben: soooooooooooo excited! :-P (yes he really did use all those o's!)
Kristen: make sure you hold her hand, and open doors for her! (because girls like having there hand held)
Ben: I've been marroed ( we really need to work on his spelling) for 13 years...if I don't hold her hand she can use both of them to get her own door.
Kristen: for your safety I wont tell her you said that!
Ben: she already read it before i hit send...quit texting and clean woman!
ok..... well now Benjamin....
obviously Em stood her ground and now that they are home i found out he did open doors for her. Good job Ben!!!! =) little does he know Braden and I have spent most of the night thinking of pranks for him =)
until next time
K
While i was at work, I decided to text Ben and ask him if he was excited to take his beautiful wife out on a date... this is our conversation....
Kristen: are you excited for your date tonight!!! :)
Ben: soooooooooooo excited! :-P (yes he really did use all those o's!)
Kristen: make sure you hold her hand, and open doors for her! (because girls like having there hand held)
Ben: I've been marroed ( we really need to work on his spelling) for 13 years...if I don't hold her hand she can use both of them to get her own door.
Kristen: for your safety I wont tell her you said that!
Ben: she already read it before i hit send...quit texting and clean woman!
ok..... well now Benjamin....
obviously Em stood her ground and now that they are home i found out he did open doors for her. Good job Ben!!!! =) little does he know Braden and I have spent most of the night thinking of pranks for him =)
until next time
K
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Fo-rizzle!
Greetings! This blog is all about Ben Smallwood and the "charm" he has to offer. We decided to start this blog because of all the many laughs ben gives us on a daily basis just by his cheesy one-liners. It is our hope that through this blog you're able to laugh as much as we do and maybe add to his repertoire of "cheesy jokes".
To start off....
As I was eating my delicious salad, and Emily was trying to cuddle with Ben, he decided his skin was ultra sensitive and said....
"Emily, can you take your earrings out, they are poking me fo-rizzle"
K&E- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
as we try not to pee in our pants, K says "did you really just say 'fo-rizzle'?"
Earrings were removed, commence Glee and ice cream!!!!!
until next time,
K&E
To start off....
As I was eating my delicious salad, and Emily was trying to cuddle with Ben, he decided his skin was ultra sensitive and said....
"Emily, can you take your earrings out, they are poking me fo-rizzle"
K&E- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
as we try not to pee in our pants, K says "did you really just say 'fo-rizzle'?"
Earrings were removed, commence Glee and ice cream!!!!!
until next time,
K&E
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